Gisele, I'm sorry but you and I can no longer be "friends." This shouldn't come as a surprise to you but if you have to know it is because of the following:
- You did not wear maternity clothes during your pregnancy. As for the dreaded baby weight you said "I gained a little, but I kept using almost the same clothes, with minor adjustments to close in the belly." Yeah, I hate you.
- You had a natural birth and said "didn't hurt in the slightest." I've been there girlfriend and you are totally lying. I simply cannot be friends with a liar.
- This is what you recently said about gaining and losing the baby weight, "[I] only gained 30 pounds during pregnancy, and didn't find it very difficult to shed the weight once [I] gave birth. "I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week." Okay, I believe you about this. Again I hate you.
For these I can sort of forgive you, but after seeing this picture of you just a few months after giving birth.... well I'm sorry but you have left me no choice. Consider this our official break up.
In the end you only have yourself to blame.
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I'm glad you broke up, because she's my new love now :) tehehehe
yes! I'll email you later about getting together. its been way too long, but now that the sun is back, i'm out of hibernation
I so don't believe on natural child birth.
That is just pure evil. I now despise her if only for that stomach alone.
4 and a half years after having two children, and my body still looks nothing like that. So yeah. I'm joining your hate club, too.
Seriously... I think there are women all over the world just howling at this article. Whether that is howling with laughter or tears, I can't decide! Is she for real?? If so, I'm moving... to outer space! xx
You could not have said it any better! The woman can not be that perfect! If so why did the rest of us need maternity clothes, drugs and a few more months to get back in shape . . .
Speechless. Liar or lucky? In any case, I can't stand her either. Ciao. A.
Liar and a show off! Who wears cropped cardigans with no top anyway?!
how dare her!!!
I read somewhere that her wardrobe's mainly jeans and cashmere sweaters. '...beautiful graduate student's wardrobe...' they said.
I wasn't rocking premium denim in grad school!
Grrrr...
P.S. Your spring wardrobe picks rock! What would I do without your wardrobe posts?
Agreed.
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